Ok fine whatever

I guess the bongcloud is pretty overpowered. Here:

I just thought it would be shameful to tell yall' cause of the people that think that this wonderful opening is a meme. I might play it in all of my chess games, or just some because it might be cheating. So please, admire the beauty of 2. Ke2. Also: PSYC! XD Did you rlly think I actually liked the wasteful, stupid, and just plain wrong 2. Ke2?? (2 question marks cause' yes, it's a blunder.) April Fools, and also Disclaimer: DON'T WHATEVER YOU DO, ACTUALLY PLAY 2.KE2 IN GAMES OR YOU WILL LOSE RATING.

The Bongcloud Defense to the Parham Attack isn't so great, though.

You still don't realize it, don't you. LOL