Additional basic moves
1.Kt at corner has 2 available moves
2.Kt at centre has 8 available moves
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Apr 8, 2018
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#24
Enoch42 wrote:
I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.
Black vs White
Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.
White vs Black
Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.
Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.
That's so smositional.
Watch ur vocabs mate
And I normally bring my queen out after 3-15 moves.
Apr 15, 2018
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#29
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:
Hadron wrote:
Ummmm...errr.....if you are going to have a rant, can I respectfully suggest 3 thing?
(1) Perhaps post to a more conducive part of the forum? While techincally your post is about the opening, it is more about the banality of certain chess players which means perhaps posting to "General chess" just might get you more answers
(2) If you going to ridicule ones opponents by suggesting they play like 3 years then I would again respectfully suggest that using terms like "pon" and "horses" does not help your point and.....
(3) More in the vain of my 2nd suggestion. You mention a simple Sicilian defence with f7-f5 and G8-f6?..I would suggest, again respectfully, you perhaps take a deep breath before you rant......or at least check what you write because a simple Sicilian is actually a Dutch Defence (v 1.d4) and The Fred (v 1.e4).......I am assuming you meant c7-c5 & b8-c6 perhaps...
Have a nice day
HTH
The modern approach: if you just say "respectfully" enough times, that automatically makes you respectful. Right?
No, it doesn't you arse. It is nothing about being respectful, it is about trying (and in your case, apparently failing) to be polite.
Apr 15, 2018
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#30
ChessChampionHD wrote:
Watch ur vocabs mate
It was unrated also. I found out that it was more aggressive than taking my bishops out
Apr 15, 2018
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#31
ChessChampionHD wrote:
And I normally bring my queen out after 3-15 moves.
Same here. Not in this game
Apr 15, 2018
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#32
Idiot: Someone who wins a game and their opponent does not have the maturity to accept that they're the better player.
Apr 16, 2018
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#34
Why do people keep resurrecting old threads? The OP hasn't even logged in since August.
Apr 16, 2018
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#36
Enoch42 wrote:
Seriously guys I'm talking about wining games here. You act like I'm screaming into my keyboard.
could have fooled me
Enoch42 wrote:
EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME NEVER A TIME WHEN IT'S NOT THE TIME
Apr 16, 2018
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#38
Enoch42 wrote:
EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME NEVER A TIME WHEN IT'S NOT THE TIME
so confusing
Enoch42 wrote:
I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.
Black vs White
Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.
White vs Black
Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.
Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.
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Just giving you basic idea before giving up a Knight. Kt on 2nd rank ( g file) has 6 available moves. Nge5 is a good move.
No need to play .Be6 and give up a knight.