Playing with idiots

Smositional

Really? Holy cow!

ghost_of_pushwood
Hadron wrote:

No, it doesn't you arse. It is nothing about being respectful, it is about trying (and in your case, apparently failing) to be polite.

lol  Yeah, I knew you couldn't keep up the act for long. wink.png

jbent02
Enoch42 wrote:

Seriously guys I'm talking about wining games here. You act like I'm screaming into my keyboard.

 could have fooled me 

Enoch42 wrote:

EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME NEVER A TIME WHEN IT'S NOT THE TIME

jbent02
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jbent02

Enoch42 wrote:

EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME NEVER A TIME WHEN IT'S NOT THE TIME

 

so confusing

Morphysrevenges
Enoch42 wrote:

I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.

 

Black vs White

Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.

 

White vs Black

Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.

 

Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.

its because you have a low rating and are playing patzers. wait until your rating rises and you will see different things played  against you.

drmrboss
Enoch42 wrote:

I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.

 

Black vs White

Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.

 

White vs Black

Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.

 

Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.

 

 

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yianniww
If I play against you,I will ask myself the same question @Enoch42.If a 1500 rank player plays against me,he will ask the same thing.So stop ranting and calling the whole chess community idiots based on ur ignorance and try to get better.I’ll try to do the same.
Smositional
Enoch42 wrote:

I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.

 

Black vs White

Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.

 

White vs Black

Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.

 

Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.

Apparently, the scholars mate works on you because your rating is still 1200.

KruChris

Huh? What upsets me, TBH, is realizing how bad-stupid-conceited I have been as a player. Yes, I've been mated many times in less than 10 moves. 

 

This realization can be painful. - But I cannot grasp your feeling of superiority. Have you been limiting your opponents' strength? I was upset when folks sometimes >1,000 points higher rated would eat me in a few moves "for breakfast". 

GokuUI12345
Enoch42 wrote:

I am well aware that my mmr is low and I just started playing on this site but I have played a significant number of games. I have not met a single player who doesn't try to check mate me with their queen in three moves. I'm serious I have not played a single game where my opponent won't try to check mate me in 3 moves. It's gotten to the point where I feel the need to troll the crap out of them so this is what I do.

 

Black vs White

Start off with a simple Sicilian defense F7-F5, G8-F6 by this time white has his queen out. Not even kidding every single game. So I start attacking the queen and white spends his first 10 moves moving his queen and that in turn sets up my board perfectly. He literally chooses the tiles I control at this point. You can't punish this play any harder.

 

White vs Black

Ok here is where I start trolling them and remember this is every game I played on this site, no player had varied from this stupid opening in my games. I do the unthinkable I go F2-F3, E1-F2 giving my opponent the biggest advantage possible. They fall for it every time because these people don't know how to play. Black will do the same thing every time and it's gotten to the point where every time I'm white the first 6 moves are always the exact same. Black goes D7-D5 Bishop to C5 checking my king, I block with my pon, then Queen to H4 checking my king again and I block it with my pon, this threatens the queen so he has to move his queen away. I take out one of my horses and win the game from there. I've never lost a game on this site with that opening.

 

Why do people play like this on this site? This is supposed to be a chess community, why do you all play like you're 3 years old? Hopefully I win more games like this and get out of this sandbox because these toddlers smell like dirty diapers.

I PLAY LIKE A GM

yianniww
Gm=grandmother for u?
GokuUI12345
yianniww wrote:
Gm=grandmaster for u.
And Gm=grandmother for me.

Oh

Smositional

GM = Grand Mukulu

GokuUI12345

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