Post the dumbest made-up openings here.

Ill go first. This is the Scandinavian Defense: Czech Attack.

According to the analysis, white is actually up +0.2 here so it is a kinda viable opening

fools mate. duh.

This is the forum for the DUMBEST made up openings.

They aren't made for maximum quality

This is the Actually I wanted To Play Black Opening.

Normal opening but pawns and knights are swapped

#10 played as black

Here's another "czech" opening cuz why not

This is the French Defense: Normal, Czech Defense.

The Terrorist Attack lol (I made this up)

hi

The hibbitybibbity opening

The reversed rat opening 😂

That's not made up.

Made it up just now. I call it the Bong-Cow Kingspin Opening Alapin variation because you play 2.Ne2. 1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 Ne7 3. Ng3 Ng6 4. Bc4 Bc5 5. Qf3 Qf6 6. Ke2 Ke7 7. d3 d6 8. Bg5 Bg4 9. Nd2 Nd7 10. Nb3 Nb6 11. Rhe1 Rhe8 12. Rad1 Rad8