Post the dumbest made-up openings here.

The "Take an extra move opening"

The alien gambit. I saw this on a witty_alien stream it looks stupid but he actually won a lot with it

Not made up

How did YOU get here?

This is tesla car gambit

Sacrifice the rook( car )

English Opening: Manchester Attack ??

I made up the following line a while ago. It is utter bottom gravy; losing material in order to achieve a wildly inferior position, combining the worst features of the King's Gambit and the Orang-Utan. It is woefully poor. I've given it various different names. Today, let's go for calling it "The King's Gibbon".

Ok we need to revive this forum let me make another opening

The avocado violin game.

the knight blunder any% gambit

Might be the wrong forum but I actually think I invented a good opening... The peretz Variation!

https://lichess.org/study/K6xSiMou/dovryPA5

This is the opening that I fully created.

this is the other line of my new opening

I created all of this theory.