ChristianSoldier: Yeah ... Russian GMs I guess ... totally drunk.
Pure knight openings
I should do that in a tournament game...
Then you gonna need to find an opponent who's willing to play funny games.
have you not heard of the catflap opening?
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/catflap-opening

Here I wanna make a list of reasonable knight openings.
Height 0: All knight opening, wonderful, no?