Set the clocks to 14 seconds.
RENAMED OPENING

The Kimbo was a pretty ugly move to begin with. At least Chuck Liddell has at least a trace of good looks. Kimbo just looks like the guy you wouldn't want to run into in a back alley. I LOLed when I was watching Missouri vs Nebraska and they posted the results of the fight. Each time they posted it at the bottom, it scrolled through like ten times in succession. I think they were trying to get the point across. We *do* know why Kimbo lost tonight, though, right? It's because it was nationally televised. If he loses, then more people have a reason to watch, instead of watching him win over and over and over again. It's really no different from WWE, TNA, etc. All scripted, just a little more realism because of the pain :)

I would bet on CBS' soon to be defunct MMA show that it's not scripted. Their ratings cash cow just got slaughtered. Kimbo would be a good boxer if he worked on his footwork. To assume that he could hold his own against true martial artists is as faulty as g4 holding its own against a queen. These are world class fighters, and unfortunately for Kimbo, they don't spend their time training at backyard barbeques.
The fool's mate 1.f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4# is now going to be known as the Kimbo. The start is ugly and it's over quick, so I think it perfectly fitting!