I have one better. Playing black against someone rated 600-something i play this masterpiece;
In my defence, the game before took 4 moves. After this i simply shut off my brain;
I think perhaps it is the first time i lost due to a checkmate on f7. Oh, what an absurd feeling.
Okay. I would guess that we all have been schnookered (deceived) by a patzer opening at least one in our chess lives. Here's a recent game I played as Black and was very much asleep at the wheel.
Feel free to post your favorite patzer and or early queen openings. Enjoy!