the caveman opening

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Avatar of whyohwhyohwhy

yep, the opening where, in chess terms, you swing the largest axe you can find at the head of your opponent. Contenders??

Avatar of ivandh

Did cavemen have axes?

Avatar of Conquistador

Do they pillage?

Avatar of bguigz
Conquistador wrote:

Do they pillage?


 Of course they do, haven't you seen "Conan the Barbarian: The Musical" ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Avatar of ivandh

Well yes, but Conan was a barbarian, not a caveman.

Avatar of bguigz
ivandh wrote:

Well yes, but Conan was a barbarian, not a caveman.


 Now you're just nitpicking

Avatar of whyohwhyohwhy

ok, the barbarian opening. No problem, it fits the idea.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH e4

wwwwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA e5

man

Avatar of Mezmer

I always mess this up... is it pillage-plunder-burn or is it burn-plunder-pillage?  Plunder... plunder... or is it blunder? Dammit...

Avatar of NimzoRoy

What if your opponent is armed with a mace, battle-axe or sword? I play chess because away from the board I'm a real wussy!

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Rape the churches and burn the women!