the caveman opening

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whyohwhyohwhy

yep, the opening where, in chess terms, you swing the largest axe you can find at the head of your opponent. Contenders??

ivandh

Did cavemen have axes?

Conquistador

Do they pillage?

bguigz
Conquistador wrote:

Do they pillage?


 Of course they do, haven't you seen "Conan the Barbarian: The Musical" ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

ivandh

Well yes, but Conan was a barbarian, not a caveman.

bguigz
ivandh wrote:

Well yes, but Conan was a barbarian, not a caveman.


 Now you're just nitpicking

whyohwhyohwhy

ok, the barbarian opening. No problem, it fits the idea.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH e4

wwwwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA e5

man

Mezmer

I always mess this up... is it pillage-plunder-burn or is it burn-plunder-pillage?  Plunder... plunder... or is it blunder? Dammit...

NimzoRoy

What if your opponent is armed with a mace, battle-axe or sword? I play chess because away from the board I'm a real wussy!

Conquistador

Rape the churches and burn the women!