I like your name better than Fried Fox, except you're wrong about one little detail. Your opponent doesn't 'think' you're a douchebag. He KNOWS you're a douchebag. If you've ever played this, yes, I'm sorry, you're a douchebag. If you're bragging about playing it repeatedly, you're a USED douchebag.
And yet I have a massively positive score with it.
Play me prove me wrong.
I don't quite understand how it matters what crappy openings are called. A piece of crap is a piece of crap. When I clean up after the beagle out back, I can assure all of you voluntary douchebags I don't name every piece that goes into the bag.
'Don't ever play that garbage' is certainly more appropriate than worrying about the name. Worry about the smell, instead.
I would accept the challange too, but I only do live games.
Sad story.
I sent u a challenge OP.Sounds interesting,playing against the Douchebag.
I sent u a challenge OP.Sounds interesting,playing against the Douchebag.
lol great pun
I sent u a challenge OP.Sounds interesting,playing against the Douchebag.
lol great pun
No pun intended.
This was popular in Colorado in the mid-80's and was called the Fried Fox.
Lots of ninnies have played it.
What's really fun is when someone plays it thinking you're a beginner and you mop up the floor with them. The main hazard for White is slipping in all the blood and breaking your nose, but anyone dumb enough to play this crap is still DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.
I'm not aware of an out and out bust to The Douchebag Defense (or whatever it's real name is)...all I know is I've won a lot of games with it in blitz and the opponent is butt-hurt about losing to such a suck opening...that's the charm of it.