From my other thread on USCF:
Since I created this. I would like to call the mainline the German opening:
1. e4 f5
2. exf5 g6
3. fxg6 Nf6
4. gxh7 Rxh7
Would you be black or white?
1.e4 f5?? is the ONLY opening that loses on the first move in my opinion.
Maybe it should be called the Germane Opening?! 
Is it relevant to anything?
Like I said, this is the ONLY opening that loses on move 1, okay maybe d4 e5 loses as well, but here it is much worse.
I'd like to see the comments left on the USCF thread. Link plz.
I will show you variations like the Bavarian Attack. Let's play.
This opening is worse than the bongcloud.
nah it's not. Try it
nope, i bet Magnus might play this in blitz
Did you guys read the thread about this opening on uschess.org
Black, because losing is fun.
Nice one
mvtjc let's play some games or anybody else.
mvtjc let's play some games or anybody else.
fine with me
f5!!
The same thread is still towards the top in the USCF forums...
From my other thread on USCF:
Since I created this. I would like to call the mainline the German opening:
1. e4 f5
2. exf5 g6
3. fxg6 Nf6
4. gxh7 Rxh7
Would you be black or white?