The f5 Opening

Budapest is really better than bird's opening. I just use bird's during bullet to make the opponent think 

Y pretends he doesn't get it, but it's painfully obvious to everyone else.

I'm gonna add this thing to my repertoire for sure. 

Wow how people come up with ways to lose quickly amazes me.

Nothing is painfully obvious. I just avoid trolls.

You've never hit your thumb with a hammer?

And you're SURE he was rated 1288?

Yes, check out my game history

Lets start with the odvious. 5. Bd3 does not come with the threat of Bg6# and is not an accurate move order compared to 4. Bd3. I would prefer 5. d4 or 5. Nc3. 7. h3 is a waste of a move, 7. Nc3 aimed at 7.,.. e4 or even 7.Bf5 intending 7...e4 8. Qh3 and exchanging light squared bishops as soon as Black moves his d pawn are both better. I would rather return a pawn with 8. Bf5 then play Bf1. 13. Bxf6 loses time when White has already lost too much of it. 13. Nc3, if black wants a pawn back with 13...exd4 let him have it. I still want to move the knight; 16. Nc3. After 18. f3 I suggest eugenics before White pees in the genepool.

I know white played bad against me. Playing Bd3 without d4 first is always bad for white.

You avoiding trolls is like someone running from his own shadow.

I suggest you correct your sentence. 

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A player who blundered? What are the chances!

Go troll somewhere else.

Another classic:

nobody likes the german opening?

And nobody likes Yereslov (a.k.a. Trollie Trollerstein) too. But apparently he likes being the focus of so much attention.

@ uhohspaghettio don't look at Yeroslov's games. I did that and now I refuse to treat him with even a modicum of respect. It is bad for the forum to engage in ad hominum attacks, but looking at Yeroslov's games would give you little choice.

His games are embarrassing. Maybe he can ask the staff here to delete them.