The King's Gambit chess.com defense 1. e4 e5 2. f4 Qe7?!

I really enjoy reading topics by forum users who have invented an opening or trap and want it named after them and all the trolling and stuff, so i thought i would contribute by dubbing the moves 1. e4 e5 2. f4 Qe7?! in the King's gambit the "chess.com defense". In this day and age most chess is played on the internet anyway and countries are increasingly becoming irrelevant, so it's only fitting to name an opening after a website.

And with that my job as initiator is done & I'll leave the search engines to do the rest. In the meantine you people could contribute by making this your exclusive response to the King's Gambit, setting up thematic tournements and maybe some of the masters who post here could contribute by pointing out how completely rubbish it is, Damiano-style. And if chess.com wants to give me a diamond membership for free as a token of appreciation for all of this i off course gracefully accept.