To All Who Disrespect The Bongcloud Attack:

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CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
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son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
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2Ke21-0 wrote:
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son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks. 

Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful. 

Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger

I bestow upon you partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol

I bestow partial credit upon you as well.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.

Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.

I see where this is going.

Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol

Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing

Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel

Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit

Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.

Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there, the asteroid that hit earth 66 million years ago killed the dinosaurs. If dinosaurs were alive we wouldn't exist and none of this would have happened. So the asteroid that hit earth 66 million years ago should at least get partial credit

Wait just a second there. You forgot about the loose rocks flying in space that formed the asteroid! Without those rocks, the asteroid would have never formed! So we should at least give partial credit to loose rocks in space!

Wait wait wait right there! we should give credit to your computer/iphone/electronic manufactures for manufacturing your electronics! Without your electronics you could not log on chess.com! so they electronic manufacturers also deserve partial credit!

Wait wait wait right there! The universe exists. Without the universe, there would be no Milky way galaxy. Without the Milky way Galaxy, there would be no Oort cloud. Without the Oort cloud, there would be no solar system. Without the solar system, there wouldn't be a planet for life. Without life, none of this would have happened. So the universe should at least get partial credit

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Xhive24 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
applecrazy1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks. 

Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful. 

Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger

I bestow upon you partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol

I bestow partial credit upon you as well.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.

Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.

I see where this is going.

Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol

Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing

Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel

Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit

Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.

Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.

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Imma just unfollow...

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How good the bongcloud is:

 

The king does all the work and helps the queen mate.

( a (not) real game)

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I think it has come around time for a moderator to lock this thread before it absorbs the entire Chess Openings forum category.

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also pls stop quoting my life is being wasted scrolling and trying to read virticle text that doesn't have spaces

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JackRoach wrote:

Imma just unfollow...

amazing idea.

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EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Kadenstarr wrote:
Xhive24 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
applecrazy1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks. 

Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful. 

Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger

I bestow upon you partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol

I bestow partial credit upon you as well.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.

Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.

I see where this is going.

Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol

Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing

Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel

Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit

Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.

Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.

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this is weird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

yeah just unfollow, look at this

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From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.

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JackRoach wrote:

From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.

Yes I mean What in the WORLD 

PEOPLE!!!!

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JackRoach wrote:

From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.

Honestly, I do not really mind the excessive multi-quotes but I will go with that. 

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2Ke21-0 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.

Honestly, I do not really mind the excessive multi-quotes but I will go with that. 

You don't care? At all?

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Wait wait wait right there. Wifi exists. With no wifi, you can't login to chess.com, and none of this would have happened. So wifi should at least get partial credit for existing

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EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Kadenstarr wrote:
Xhive24 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
applecrazy1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks. 

Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful. 

Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger

I bestow upon you partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol

I bestow partial credit upon you as well.

Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.

Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.

I see where this is going.

Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol

Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.

Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing

Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.

Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel

Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit

Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.

Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.

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this is weird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

yeah just unfollow, look at this

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stop its annoying

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Chessguy149 wrote:

stop its annoying

See? this guy has sense.

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Umm.... I don’t hardly know anything about the bong cloud
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JackRoach wrote:
Chessguy149 wrote:

stop its annoying

See? this guy has sense.

eggsactly

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i agree

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CowardlyElevator wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Chessguy149 wrote:

stop its annoying

See? this guy has sense.

no u 

True, I have lots of cents.