Imma just unfollow...
To All Who Disrespect The Bongcloud Attack:
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Jan 6, 2021
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#163
How good the bongcloud is:
The king does all the work and helps the queen mate.
( a (not) real game)
Jan 6, 2021
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#164
I think it has come around time for a moderator to lock this thread before it absorbs the entire Chess Openings forum category.
also pls stop quoting my life is being wasted scrolling and trying to read virticle text that doesn't have spaces
JackRoach wrote:
Imma just unfollow...
amazing idea.
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Kadenstarr wrote:
Xhive24 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
applecrazy1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks.
Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful.
Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger
I bestow upon you partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol
I bestow partial credit upon you as well.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.
Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.
I see where this is going.
Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol
Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing
Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel
Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit
Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.
Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.
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this is weird.
LOL
yeah just unfollow, look at this
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Jan 7, 2021
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#168
From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.
JackRoach wrote:
From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.
Yes I mean What in the WORLD
PEOPLE!!!!
Jan 7, 2021
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#170
JackRoach wrote:
From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.
Honestly, I do not really mind the excessive multi-quotes but I will go with that.
Jan 7, 2021
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#171
2Ke21-0 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
From now on, if you keep on quoting the long quotations, then you are a traitor to the bongcloud.
Honestly, I do not really mind the excessive multi-quotes but I will go with that.
You don't care? At all?
Jan 7, 2021
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#172
Wait wait wait right there. Wifi exists. With no wifi, you can't login to chess.com, and none of this would have happened. So wifi should at least get partial credit for existing
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
EdanLeung-ChessBot wrote:
Kadenstarr wrote:
Xhive24 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
applecrazy1 wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Roger436 wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
son_of_the_bongcloud wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks.
Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful.
Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger
I bestow upon you partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol
I bestow partial credit upon you as well.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.
Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.
I see where this is going.
Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol
Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing
Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel
Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit
Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.
Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.
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this is weird.
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yeah just unfollow, look at this
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oh, too bad
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stop its annoying
JackRoach wrote:
Chessguy149 wrote:
stop its annoying
See? this guy has sense.
eggsactly
i agree
Jan 7, 2021
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#179
CowardlyElevator wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Chessguy149 wrote:
stop its annoying
See? this guy has sense.
no u
True, I have lots of cents.
Frelio wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
@rishabh11great, a member on my friends' list recently posted a forum topic titled I Couldn't Win When My Opponent's King Was On a8 Until He Blundered. In the thread, he posted the following game in which he proclaimed himself victorious:
But in my opinion, claiming that Black had won this game is an illicit lie! A common misconception among chess players — even masters, is that the objective of the game is to checkmate the enemy king. I did my level best to reason to Mr. Mohnot that his belief was scientifically unfounded and it was actually White who prevailed by virtue of having their king venture to the opposite rank of the board. Despite, my best Lenny Bongcloud impression and perfected grammar, my explanation was apparently excessively complicated for him to understand.
2Ke21-0 wrote:
its knot a bout chekmate or bishup pare or clok. its a bout geting yhour king too da uder side man. King Lenny one on moov 23 dueds. over and out dueds.
To this, I expected Rishabh to announce a phrase along the lines of "Yes, you are correct, Bongcloud Master. I shall never disobey the teachings of the Bongcloud Opening ever again and should this instance ever again arise in one of my games, I shall resign immediately!" But no! Instead, he retorted some nonsensical blabber:
rishabh11great wrote:
Breh, don't troll right now. Lol, come to the topic.
Two things are flawed in his argument:
- He says the word "troll" as if it were a bad thing.
- He accuses me of straying off-topic even though my post was entirely pertinent to the topic at hand.
So, I continued:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
rishabh11great doesnt ceem too under stand da purpis uv Lenny chess is two ghet the king too the uder side, dueds. if u whin at Lenny chess, u actuelly lost dues. if u loose, u actu7ailly whin, man. Get it, dueds???
The reality of my words seemed to sink in for Mohnot, so he visited my profile feed and uttered some of the rudest words I have ever heard: "BRUH stop trolling, Lenny was just 300."
And so, I proceeded to block him. Let this be a lesson to all who desire to attempt to refute the discoveries of the Bongcloud Society. They will be reprimanded severely with the criminal consequence of being blocked by 2Ke21-0.
Now, for those of you who wonder why reaching the other side of the board with your king is essential in a chess game, allow me to present a few analogies. In American football, the objective of the sport is to reach the endzone — the other side of the field — with possession of the ball. In basketball, the objective is to shoot the ball through the hoop which is conveniently on the other side of the court. In soccer, the objective is to kick the ball through the goal which is also conveniently located on the other side of the field. So we see that all globally accepted sports have a common theme of reaching the other side. If we want chess to be commonly recognized as a sport, should we not follow in the footsteps of more established ones? Imagine, if points were awarded in American football for a turnover. Imagine if points were awarded in Basketball for stealing the ball. A global catastrophe would ensue! The king is the focus of the game — the football, the basketball, the soccer ball. You need to get it to the other side, man!
Even the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
I played the bongcloud and I lost
You are clearly playing it wrong. Only a few people are capable of losing with the bongcloud, so I am amused that I found one of them!!1111!1
@rishabh11great has been unblocked due to the incredibly sincere apology he has posted in his profile description along with the countless amount of time in which he communicated with me, begging me for forgiveness and explaining his ignorance in his rude remarks.
Contrary to popular belief, the Bongcloud Society is merciful.
Sorry for posting this late but I should get at least partial credit, for I was rishabh's messanger
I bestow upon you partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the messenger for 2Ke21-0 unblocking Devesh! Therefore, if it wasn't for me, then that would have never happened! So I should get at least partial credit lol
I bestow partial credit upon you as well.
Wait wait wait right there! I was the money agent for Devesh! Therefore, if I hadn't told him where to spend his money wisely, he would have gotten deppressed and would have closed his account thus not being able to be unblocked by Roger not thus being able to tell Rishabh's apology. So I should at least get partial credit lol.
Wait wait wait right there! Erik the CEO of Chess.com created chess.com! If it wasn't for him, none of this would have ever happened! So Erik should get at least partial credit lol.
I see where this is going.
Wait wait wait right there! I deserve a quarter credit for watching everything unfold!
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0 existed, making this possible. If 2ke21-0 never existed, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0 should get at least partial credit for existing lol
Wait wait wait right there! @2ke21-0 's mom existed, and without her @2ke21-0 would not have existed, and if @2ke21-0 didn't exist, he wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2ke21-0 's mom should get at least partial credit for existing.
Wait wait wait right there! @2Ke21-0's dad existed and without them, his mom wouldn't marry his dad. Without a dad, @2Ke21-0 wouldn't exist and wouldn't unblock rishabh. So @2Ke21-0's dad should at least get partial credit for existing
Wait wait wait right there! Without Rishab's parents existing, rishab would have never existed, therefore 2ke21-0 would not have been able to block him. Therefore, rishab's parents also deserve partial credit.
Wait wait wait right there. Life exists. If life didn't exist none of this would have happened. So life should get at least partial credit for existing lel
Wait wait wait right there. without the Big Bang, none of us would be here. So the Big Bang should get at least partial credit
Wait right there, without minor elements making the big bang none of us would be here so those should get at least partial credit.
Yes, we should also give credit to Georges Lemaitre the person who discovered the big bang theory so he should get at least partial credit.
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