unorthodox openings

Ok, I got one.
You can play g6 c6 d5 against (pretty much) anything.
Not always good though, of course
But what you'd be most happy to see is something like this
i HATE playing agaisnt this system , because it is not clear at all how to crack it. f4 by white just allows h5 and a lovely knight outpost on f5, c4 is a good try but black's d pawn is very well defended.

The classic ethiopian opening, one of brilliance which I had created:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/ethiopian-opening
My madagascan defense:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/madagascan-defense?page=2

Regarding the Owen, there is a funny line, wich could be dangerous if white doesnt know it, even though, objectively speaking, is bad for black
French wing gambit:

Creepy Crawly opening:
Alekhine opening, Brooklyn variation:
English opening, Bellon gambit:
Queen pawn opening, Morris countergambit:
Queen´s gambit, Austrian defense:

Benoni defense, Nakamura gambit (named after Clyde, not Hikaru, Nakamura)
Benoni defense, snail variation:
Benoni, Vulture defense:
Benoni defense, "The Woozle"
Benoni, Hawk variation:
Benoni, Cormorant variation (I love they named all this variations with names of animals)

Can I put a plug for The Unsound Openers forum for you thrill-seekers out there?
Heaps of really crazy and not so crazy openings.
Do wonders for your tactics, if not your ratings.

Yeah, some kid turned up last year and played the Grob against me. Banned for engine use a few hours after I resigned, the cheating c@nt swindled me out of about 80 rating points.