I like the fried liver attack, it's not weird because it is very playable for white though.
Weirdest Chess Openings
Only a stupid player will fail to see the mating threat!
Not true at all, in fact GM's miss them all the time 
My vote goes for the Cabbage. I don't get it at all.
We are having a vote? cool, 7thSense should create a new thread just for voting on the "weirdest opening"
Well for an opening to be the weirdest it surely:
[1] has to be played by a titled player against other titled players on a regular basis.
[2] The player has to be called a genius or a lunatic for playing it depending upon who you talk to.
So I put forward the games of Australian IM Aleksander Wohl where he played 1...c6 and 2...Na6 against players like Naum Kagan . Someone should post a Wohl game.
J3 is a weird opening... aka.. there is no weird opening just rare openings that people don't exercise

Von Henning!!