What opening would Jesus play?


The worst one he could think of so his pieces can suffer and die for the sins of the other side. Then he'd claim his King had been resurrected three days after it got mated and won after all. Which technically is cheating.
Let's face it though, in the modern age he'd probably be too strung out on anti-psychotics to play chess.

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What opening would Jesus play and why?