I introduce my NOOBS GAMBIT 🔥💯

1. Start a game.

2.push the teeny tiny pawn.

3.bring out the fatty queen.

4. Bring out both of the snipers(bi-shop)

5. Bring out the horsies.

6. Bring out the shy princess(rookies)

7. Sacrifice ALL DA PIECES🔥

8. There will be a slight chance that you make a brilliant.

9. Now grab both of your hands, stand on your knees, close your eyes and start to pray that your opponent blunders.

10. DA BEST GAMBIT IN DA WORLD🔥.

CONFUSE YOUR OPPONENT AND SMASH HIM🔥

Thank you<3

For real! Awesome gambit indeed 🎀

lol

Wow, thank you for that. And how much elo can I gain with this opening?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Awww thenku 🎀 🫶🏻

Mangos kurilson will ask you which opening did you use to become 4000

Omg really? I’ll start it tomorrow!

👏

Oh finally found it. Thanks!

nice

bro this gambit has a 99 percent win rate

who'll take the guarantee that i wont lose with this gambit??v

Not me

I was skeptical until I read...

7. Sacrifice ALL DA PIECES🔥

8. There will be a slight chance that you make a brilliant.

I only have 2 'Brilliant' moves in 87 games so I can't wait to run this Gambit!!

Thanks! 👍

No problem gang🗿👍🏻

Is the Noobs Gambit even an opening??

Depends on the player

UHH