Why the hell are the grandmasters ignoring a 1530???????
A game against Melik

Why the hell are the grandmasters ignoring a 1530???????
I was just wishing to play against a player with a higher USCF than of a 2400 Elo computer.

Who wouldn't?! It's no fun for me to play 2400s, it's like...not a challenge for me. I usually throw rocks at Aronian's window until he notices me

You'll probably need to be at least 2600 before I look at you. But you can try Natalie Pogonina first. After you beat her, make an appointment with my secretary

You'll probably need to be at least 2600 before I look at you. But you can try Natalie Pogonina first. After you beat her, make an appointment with my secretary
Well, how do I start a game with someone :D I only know how to play Live Chess.

In the top, left of the screen is the word "play". Put your arrow over that and you will see a bunch of choices, hit "online chess". On the right side, in a box, you will see "Challenge". Hit that to challenge someone, I think

Well, I can't search someone's name and attempt to challenge them.
I think you can. I can't remember if I had ever challenged someone, but I drink, so maybe I have. In any event, for some reason unknown to me, I think you can search some one's name and challenge them. Her name is Pogonina

I'm not familiar with the stats on: Online, Blitz, Bullet, and Standard. Would you mind explaining them to me? I suspect Blitz might be Live chess and Standard is the Open challenges.

Online is at least one day per move. Live is blitz, bullet, and standard. I think bullet is under 3 minutes for the game. Standard is over 15 minutes for the game. And blitz is everything in between. But there are other variables, such as increments, where you get extra time, every time you make a move. Best to look it up, to get a more accurate accounting.
As of currently, I've wanted to play a game, just one, with GM Melikset. http://www.chess.com/members/view/GMMelik
Is there any way for me to somehow get him to play a game with me?
If there isn't, does any high level care to play against me? I've been itching for a good challenge. Thanks in advance.