This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.

nevermind you continue

Andersons autism kicked in and.....

Milkman universe

A strange fellowships named

Many moons had passed since Anderson went to war. Onwards & upwards, greater ambition than before. Anderson took cover, he shivered on patrol, the chess game crazy, simply way out of control. Then his friend captured knight, it felt nice, Anderson marched forward, against all advice. What the? BOOM! Anderson was captured, his energy lost. How many more will this dreaded war cost? Then came a new kind of disease tumbling down. If en passant got you, you probably frowned. But the pawns battled on, through hunger & pain, living to fight, just to victor again. And now as the curtain call, the final onslaught, no better pawn could you possibly want. So spare a thought for Anderson & with him his friend, so fight with their honor & fight until the end.

but it was all a dream

so he got a gi... (finish the word)

...n barrel.

And got drunk again.

And failed

& was beloved by all.

Until he realized that Canada wasn't real, and he was actually the prime minister of Jupiter

He met Q*bert there, who shared secrets of the universe. He promoted Q*bert to Deputy Prime Minister of Jupiter.