These Heskey jokes are crossing the line, unlike his shots.
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Haha nice one mate he is absolutely Rubbish !!!!
Heskey plans on opening his own pub when he retires, he is great at putting shots over the bar 
Where do you get these from?!
I saw a headline on teletext this afternoon, "World of football in a state of shock and disbelief”. For a minute, I thought Heskey had scored.
Jokerone wrote:
I saw a headline on teletext this afternoon, "World of football in a state of shock and disbelief”. For a minute, I thought Heskey had scored.
Hahaha Good one :)
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Cloughies bestest ever quote (apparently) ..........
> > It's a cup tie, 10 minutes to go, Forest are down 1 - 0 and they've
> > used all their subs. For once in his life Stuart "Psycho" Pearce comes off second best in a tackle.
> >
> > The physio shouts out to Cloughie ... 'He cant go back on, he's taken
> > a knock to the head, he doesn't know who he is.'
> > Cloughie replies ....'Tell him he's f**king Pele and put him up
> > front.'
There is a new chess player called Emile Heskey watch out he is amazing