Why on earth would anyone choose waffles? Not only are they an obviously inferior food, but they require equipment to make which cannot be used for any other purpose! No, it won't do at all.
How what huh? Inferior how exactly? And I don't even like syrup so it's not just those lovely pockets Grobe mentioned. The texture is awesome! Pancakes are like...limp soggy bread almost.
What's a top horn?
You're kidding right? I mean, honestly, how can you call yourself a chess player without an intimate knowledge of "Top Horns" from both the White and Black perspective? Flabbergasted.
Sounds like I need to get right on that.
Doesn't know about top horns or waffles? Let the Beatles help you emerge from your cocoon. Also please note the color of the sky.
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play