breaking news. Magnum Carlos will not defend his title. now, Yoon Nepotamach will face Dang Lires for the title. it won't be the same now Look, I am not trying to be mean, but I believe that his name is Magnus Carlson ( Likely didn’t spell that right) But it’s fine.
Magnum Carlos is not defending his world checkers title! D:
And it is not checkers it is chess
No it's connect 4
No it's croquet
no its poker
no it's tic tac toe
no it's monopoly
wait everyone, I looked it up!
he's the Uno World Champion
what?! i thought that he was the solitaire world champion
solitaire? wait no wasn't he the underwater hockey world champion
What he was woodworking champion. Right?
And it is not checkers it is chess
No it's connect 4
No it's croquet
no its poker
no it's tic tac toe
no it's monopoly
wait everyone, I looked it up!
he's the Uno World Champion
what?! i thought that he was the solitaire world champion
solitaire? wait no wasn't he the underwater hockey world champion
what? he isn't the scrabble world champ?
no he's defo the Risk world champion and I am the risk world championship challenger to face him this year
he is certainly the best in the luge, team madanada cristian sr. who is this yeenon nimzowitch guy

breaking news. Magnum Carlos will not defend his title. now, Yoon Nepotamach will face Dang Lires for the title. it won't be the same now Look, I am not trying to be mean, but I believe that his name is Magnus Carlson ( Likely didn’t spell that right) But it’s fine.
Woooosh

It is not Magnum Carlos it is Magnus Carlsen and it is not Yoon Nepotamach it is Ian Nepomniachtchi and it is not Dang Lires it is Ding Liren
Man, it’s almost as if they aren’t serious or something! Also who’s this Magnus Carlsen dude? I’ve never heard of him.
you are stupid if you don't know magnus

It is not Magnum Carlos it is Magnus Carlsen and it is not Yoon Nepotamach it is Ian Nepomniachtchi and it is not Dang Lires it is Ding Liren
Man, it’s almost as if they aren’t serious or something! Also who’s this Magnus Carlsen dude? I’ve never heard of him.
you are stupid if you don't know magnus
Sarcasm detector: off

What are y’all talking about he’s obviously the risk world champion
Dude he’s clearly the battleship world champion.
no, World of Warships Blitz champion. I play that game

cap hes the valorant world champion
*violent*
valorant is a game
anyway all are wrong, he the among us world champion
nope you are all wrong he the Minecraft wold shampion
No, DREAM IS THE MINECRAFT WORLD CHAMPION AND I PLAY MINECRAFT
And it is not checkers it is chess
No it's connect 4
No it's croquet
no its poker
no it's tic tac toe
no it's monopoly
wait everyone, I looked it up!
he's the Uno World Champion
what?! i thought that he was the solitaire world champion
solitaire? wait no wasn't he the underwater hockey world champion
no its snakes and ladders