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i think i'm going crazy reading here.

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i think he is hercules

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Yeah, how can you miss sitting in a bar?

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Easy to miss sitting in a bar, I simply stayed in watching tv and browsing the web instead.

The stunt mentioned was the fact that when the girl on the right on the visible sofa went for a walk she left the two guys sat too close together, they looked gay, this gave me the chance to ask the two girls sat on the other sofa if the bar was for gay people and in that case I was in the wrong place (get the joke?) I thought the whole plan was very funny since they could definately see the two guys seated position.

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Vacuous wrote:

Easy to miss sitting in a bar, I simply stayed in watching tv and browsing the web instead.

The stunt mentioned was the fact that when the girl on the right on the visible sofa went for a walk she left the two guys sat too close together, they looked gay, this gave me the chance to ask the two girls sat on the other sofa if the bar was for gay people and in that case I was in the wrong place (get the joke?) I thought the whole plan was very funny since they could definately see the two guys seated position.


Oh, so you slyly let the girls know that you thought a couple of guys were gay. Hmmm...I guess you could use the "look at those gay guys" icebreaker to pick up girlsLaughing

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Haha no quite funny though, how about "had to stand up instead because all the seats where taken" ?

No I mean that my ideal friday night might involve going to a bar, and people say they "sit in a restaurant" and "sit in a bar" to describe the activity.

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Haha no quite funny though, how about "had to stand up instead because all the seats where taken" ?

No I mean that my ideal friday night might involve going to a bar, and people say they "sit in a restaurant" and "sit in a bar" to describe the activity.


Laughing"Had to stand up instead because all the seats were taken"??? It can't be you at this point, it must be me. I have had almost two bottles of wine, and as soon as I read this tomorrow, I will feel embarrassed about not understanding it right nowLaughing

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trysts wrote:
Vacuous wrote:

Easy to miss sitting in a bar, I simply stayed in watching tv and browsing the web instead.

The stunt mentioned was the fact that when the girl on the right on the visible sofa went for a walk she left the two guys sat too close together, they looked gay, this gave me the chance to ask the two girls sat on the other sofa if the bar was for gay people and in that case I was in the wrong place (get the joke?) I thought the whole plan was very funny since they could definately see the two guys seated position.


Oh, so you slyly let the girls know that you thought a couple of guys were gay. Hmmm...I guess you could use the "look at those gay guys" icebreaker to pick up girls


The icebreaker goes deeper, the girls were best friends. Not in fact "look at the gays", instead something on the lines of "I hope the bar is for guys to chat to gals" @ the girls was funny at the time.

The girls said they did not know since they used to drink at the bar a few years ago and decided to visit on a rare occasion. Then a conversation about the best bars started, until I ran out of cash to buy beers (for myself) and decided to quit.

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The icebreaker goes deeper, the girls were best friends. Not in fact "look at the gays", instead something on the lines of "I hope the bar is for guys to chat to gals" @ the girls was funny at the time.

The girls said they did not know since they used to drink at the bar a few years ago and decided to visit on a rare occasion. Then a conversation about the best bars started, until I ran out of cash to buy beers (for myself) and decided to quit.


Oh, I hate "the best bars" conversation, while you're at a bar. I just want to tear my hair out when that happens. It's like talking about the best movies when you're in a theater watching a movie! It's like people don't want to have a present experience, they just want to ignore what is present.

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trysts wrote:
Vacuous wrote:


The icebreaker goes deeper, the girls were best friends. Not in fact "look at the gays", instead something on the lines of "I hope the bar is for guys to chat to gals" @ the girls was funny at the time.

The girls said they did not know since they used to drink at the bar a few years ago and decided to visit on a rare occasion. Then a conversation about the best bars started, until I ran out of cash to buy beers (for myself) and decided to quit.


Oh, I hate "the best bars" conversation, while you're at a bar. I just want to tear my hair out when that happens. It's like talking about the best movies when you're in a theater watching a movie! It's like people don't want to have a present experience, they just want to ignore what is present.


Who's the best poster about the best stuff?

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trysts wrote:
Vacuous wrote:


The icebreaker goes deeper, the girls were best friends. Not in fact "look at the gays", instead something on the lines of "I hope the bar is for guys to chat to gals" @ the girls was funny at the time.

The girls said they did not know since they used to drink at the bar a few years ago and decided to visit on a rare occasion. Then a conversation about the best bars started, until I ran out of cash to buy beers (for myself) and decided to quit.


Oh, I hate "the best bars" conversation, while you're at a bar. I just want to tear my hair out when that happens. It's like talking about the best movies when you're in a theater watching a movie! It's like people don't want to have a present experience, they just want to ignore what is present.


But the best bars were from the good-ol-days! And perhaps they might want to go to go somewhere more quiet ... obviously i don't know what i'm talking about.

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trysts wrote:
Vacuous wrote:

Haha no quite funny though, how about "had to stand up instead because all the seats where taken" ?

No I mean that my ideal friday night might involve going to a bar, and people say they "sit in a restaurant" and "sit in a bar" to describe the activity.


"Had to stand up instead because all the seats were taken"??? It can't be you at this point, it must be me. I have had almost two bottles of wine, and as soon as I read this tomorrow, I will feel embarrassed about not understanding it right now


meant to explain the grammar e.g. people say that they "missed" an event if they did not attend the event.

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Did you miss this one?

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found this on my journey through funky town

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Funytown!

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