AZ Quotes site has numerous quotes by many of the great chess masters and champions of yore.

Check it out. I found it quite entertaining and educational. They have R J Fischer, Karpov, and Kasparov, just to name a few.

" If you wish to succeed, you must brave the risk of failure." Garry Kasparov

"OOPS!"

These go to 11 

"When you see a good move, look for a better one" 

 - Emanuel Lasker

Bishop takes rook pawn - Miguel Bain.

dont play when you suck

I sometimes ask my dog what's the best move to play. My doggie always says "push the f pawn". Usually that's rather dogdy.

Is there an emoji with its eyes rolling and its hand moving in a wanking motion?  Because that would be a fitting response to #191's attempt at a 'joke.'  You should've quit on page 9 while you were ahead.

If you're not big enough to lose, you're not big enough to win

There is always the risk of being over-confident when you are preparing to face a weaker player. : Viswanathan Anand

I do not think that is the original. I think that that is the way John Nunn rewrote it when he did the algebraic rewrite.

I think it was back in 1992 that Fischer said, "That's what chess is all about. One day you give your opponent a lesson, the next day he gives you one."

It's my favourite quote too. I found an identical translation elsewhere on the Internet a few weeks ago. But just before you do what I did and engrave it irrevocably on a wooden board, note that it should be "that expresses" not "which expresses". Every time I look at my board it reminds me that my grammar is as poor as my chess!

Translation:You can't bluff in chess

...not only can you bluff at chess, one can also cheat!

"Chess is as much a mystery as women" (?!); hardly, women only want a baby and your money...Chess demands your very soul.

e4 I win.

If, in our first match for the world champion's title, I had managed to make the score 6-0, there would have been no Kasparov as a good chess player at all.  - Anatoly Karpov.