Trice's Chess ArchbishopCheckmate vs Nuclear Lightning

I should just run my king to the other side of the board

Risky! Right?

I know I'll regret this.

Yeah that does it. Mind if I play on to try and spoil your prediction of a queenside mate? I will try my hardest to get to the kingside.

This is a rematch of a Trice's Chess game from last month, with colors reversed if I recall correctly.  

I don't see how there's a checkmating possibility. I've still got 2 rooks to deal with and the whole second rank to run across.

I know what I have to do, but can't force myself to do it.

OK let's get this over with.

Do you mean this game?

https://greenchess.net/game.php?id=30139

Ed played 1. g4 but here I played 1. d4 so not exactly colors reversed. We just "changed sides."