Chess on an Infinite Plane (HorribleTomato - captaintugwash)

30... Q(6,-13)+

K(7,1)

31... H(8,9)

C(5,18) I'm happy that you let me takeback, so even if I win, let's make the official result a draw. You were supposed to win, but you were nice to let me takeback!

 It was clearly an oversight with coordinates rather than a blunder.

And that's a rather nice checkmate you're threantening there... classic dovetail with the hawk rather than bishop closing the diagonal.

I'll wait for the board, don't want to make a mistake here.

There's also a check you have to worry about, but I'm already behind 2 minor pieces and the exchange... so I have to be precise as well. But remember, move back and I have a free tempo...

 Yeah I can afford to give up material if it relieves the pressure. And of course if I see that I'm in serious trouble, well I'm not in check, and surely I can draw by force by perpetual check.

Hmm... I'll make sure that DOESN'T happen, then. 

30.C(11,18)...Q(6,-13)+

31.K(7,1)...H(8,9)
32.C(5,18)

edit - I'll confess, I changed my move after a few minutes, but only because I let you take back.

32... N(5,9)

H(4,10)+ I know how to anti-perpetual. You won't get out of this.

If you haven't changed that move by morning I'll assume you're aware the hawk is hanging.

I don't know if I can safely capture it or not, at a glance I think so but I'm tired, I'll see if it's still your move in the morning.

Nah I'm not taking the hawk, you can force a draw.

In which case, your move is worthy of a !

Or maybe not... that beautiful bishop...

jeez that's a messy move you made there.

My brain is fried. When I imagine this position, I imagined your knight on 5,7. Sigh...

Oh, wait, I don't have a brain. I am a tomato.

Can you at least tell me if you're a fruit or a vegetable?

32.C(5,18)...N(5,9)
33.H(4,10)+