Message for Daniel Rensch and Other Chess.com Peeps

Danny,

I hope everyone is well over there.

On the "State of Chess.com" today, kindly answer the questions I've been asking for years. 

Remember to explain about *i*a** and the p*o*e. Oh, and the h***s and *ar*in.

Time is nearly up.  

I'd be glad to come on to discuss it directly. Whatever it takes. I have many, many questions, and Chess.com has a lot of 'splainin' to do.

zealandzen

P.S. I still laugh, despite my situation. How about you? 

Woman: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Mae West: I don't know, but it saves an awful lot of time. 

Now, that's funny.

You defy explanation, Itude

hi miss pawn great to see you and you too Itude

Hello knotch! Nice to see you

I miss my allies I've gathered on this ride in chess.com if you ever need help ambusnin' someone let me know

Is there a chess.com marathon schedule, as I would like to know what type of marathons, like 3/0 or 5/0 or 10/0 are happening each Saturday?

I watched the Pro League matches today in Espanol.  It sure makes the games sound super exciting.

I only "entiendo un poco"  but it is still great

my ol'lady cusses me out in Spanish some tims and three other languges too

no, but she could shes a whip,I say crazy stuff to her but it just frustrates her cause of her big brain

shes stacked too

the OP’s joke is quite good! and just for literature purposes, it’s Daniel Wrench, ok.

this is well known tactic. she can vent all she wants, you won’t have a clue what she is saying and end up not retaliating. i take it she dresses in leather and got you to convert the spare room into a torture chamber.

looks like the under arm tickle torture scene.

Im not happy if Im not sufferin"

She has a nice mouth, good teeth, but the music is horrible to me. Redundant and very annoying

and the video has been done over and over so many times, very unoriginal, sorry to be a bummer