oh yeh lettuce is cool...
If you have a mild interest in lettuce, this is the club for you...

Really any type of lettuce, but we sometimes talk about certain things such as the titanic not suspecting iceberg … lettuce

Join our band of Chess Warriors for competition, and comradery.
https://www.chess.com/club/crow-warrior-nation
Do you wish other people would listen to your praise about the amazing vegetable lettuce? Do you ever look at the titanic and laugh because it couldn't get around one measly iceberg? Do you ever wish you could make jokes about iceberg lettuce with a fun group of friends?
Then the solution to your problems doesn't exist.
JKJKJKLOLOLOL I darn tricked you just then, it does exist and its this club right here:
https://www.chess.com/club/lettuce-romaine-calm
Join us! Fun games, fun community, and fun people!
Also if you read this and don't join the ghost of John Wetton will seize you in the night and force you to eat 20 olives before stealing your children, and eyeballs, and organs. (Which he will then proceed to play tick tack toe with...)