Need players for Not-So Pro Bullet Chess League Team

Hi all!  I captain Chess Family Two in the Not-So Pro Bullet Chess League.  If you're familiar with the NSPCL, we're like that, except we play bullet instead of rapid.  Each team is assigned to play another team each week, so a member of a team will message a corresponding member of another team in the NSPBuCL forums, find a time they can play, and then play 10 games of bullet against that person- it should take less than half an hour per week.  We're a pretty well-established league heading into our third season.

So far, CF2 has a pretty strong lineup that could contend for a championship:

B1 @Rychessmaster1, who dominated all B1s last season and is set to do so again

B2 @Bonafidegenius, who is another strong 2000+ player likely to win many games

B3 @VivoJ, an incredible player, as I can attest because he beats me a lot.  His registered peak was 1681 when admins collected ratings that would count towards the rating cap, but now he has peaked over 2000.

B4 Me.  Yeah.  A bit uninspiring. I'm really the only weak board though- each board above me is above average, and I'm doing a lot of work to grow and improve my rating.

B5 Not yet filled.  

Our B5 pulled out, and our B3 is unfortunately going to have to go for the first half of the season.  SO, we are asking the general chess community if anyone would like to join our team.  We have a great culture, and a championship level roster likely to go far and win matches (and who doesn't like winning?).  And I'm totally not desperate because all the B5s already registered in the league have been snapped up

Requirements for B3 spot:

- Must be willing to accept only playing first 4 or 5 weeks of regular season, until Vic is available to play

- Peak rating before March 15th must be 1781 or below

- Must have an account at least 3 months old and have played at least 30 rated games.  Peak rating before rated games does not count.

- Must follow rules of NSPBuCL (obviously, but had to throw this out there)

Requirements for B5 spot:

- Peak rating before March 15th must be 1306 or below

- Must have played at least 30 rated games and have an account at least 3 months old.  Peak rating before 30 rated games are played does not count.

- Must follow rules of NSPBuCL

If you would like to join our team, or have any questions at all, please let me know in the forum responses or by PM'ing/PC'ing me!

Thank you!

- @Kuyadige2, captain of Chess Family Two

hein CF2 

WHAT

RY JOINED THE DARK SIDE?!?!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CF2 isn't really bora's team at all

Actually?  @BonafideGenius deserves tons of the credit for making things run, so although I do the best I can, if something goes well, give him the credit. 

I meet all the requirements with flying colors. Definitely way below 1300. Does that mean I'd do an extra good job?

is this a scam 

...Actually not quite sure on that.

What do you mean by, "Is this a scam"?

Is it a joke? Not sure.
But... should you join the club if you want to? Totally!