6. The way you dance after you win! You're no Fred Astaire...
10 things I ha.... errrr... dislike about you.
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5. You play 2. Bc4 against my Sicilian.
6. You think a book is going to make you a strong player.
7. There are only four tactical themes: mating attack/net, zwischenzug, removing the defender, and LPDO. Quit trying to come up with more.
8. You don't give 100% effort to your chess games.
9. You've never heard of en passant.
5.You check spammed me when I was up a whole rook in a Queen +Rook vs Queen Engame and got a draw
6. You made me drop a piece.
7.You played the French Defence and added f5 to make it a French-Stonewall(Possibily the most boring opening out there)
8.You played Nxf7 in the Petroff main line. 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nf6 3.Nxe5 d6 4.Nxf7 and you stopped me from copying you.
9.You won't let me see the Lenny Bongcloud vs Chuck Norris matchup
Well... I hate you too!
Oh no. Sorry. Only the dancing bit might concern me.
trysts wrote:
6. The way you dance after you win! You're no Fred Astaire...
This is going straight into your "I'm sorry" thread! Just where do you come off making these wild accusations?
1. Refuting fools/schollars mate over, over, a little more over and the ooooover again. It's tedious and none of us learn anything from your constant attempts to play this simpleton line. I've hundreds of ways to spend half an hour in an interesting, stimulating manor. Refuting fools mate attempts is not one of them.
2. The waiting game: Please don't accept challenges untill you've managed to wipe your [naughty word here, reminiscent of "donkey"]. If it's a psychological trick , you're attempting to play, I've but a small amount of words for you: Don't make me laugh.
3. I'll resign when I believe I have no chance of winning/equalizing* - you'll get there faster if you don't try to provoke me by being an [naughty word here, reminiscent of "donkey"].
4. The waiting game revisited: When you find yourself in a lost position, try and be a good sport about it. I've got coffee, books, pencil and paper, but I'd actually rather play another game than wait 5-10 minutes while you "punish" me.
5 through 9: I'm at a loss here. Please give us a hand filling in the blanks.
10. Threads like this one. Whiney debaters just plain suck.
*if only that button could somehow be fixed so it'll work whenever I push it. Sigh.