A Chess Oscar: Why We Should Not Give Participation Awards

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Robert_New_Alekhine

Nikiprit recently started the idea of Chess Oscars. Needless to say, the award means nothing and requires nothing of the possessor, and I think it is a horrible idea in general. 

Basically, a so-called Chess Oscar is a participation award. It makes people proud of themselves for doing nothing, and believe it or not, some people actually have used this award to try to get some crededentials! 

The idea of boosting someone's self-esteem seems to be very popular here on chess.com. Really, there's not a grain of truth in telling people that they are completely amazing and deserve a Chess Oscar. Get real. 

I just wanted to vent my thoughts about this horrible idea, and so people know that I do not agree with the whole "Chess Oscar" thingy. It is worth nothing, except perhaps for the fact that it got my attention. If I get one, I will cry in shame. 

macer75

Link to Nikiprit's thread plz?

Robert_New_Alekhine

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/analyze-this-amp-that

macer75

So... this "Chess Oscar" thing is basically the Hall of Fame awards 2.0?

bunicula

Way back we had cpotm. *Sniff* those were the days my friends ...

trysts

OMG it's made it to another thread! The Chess Oscars are becoming legendary!Laughing

bunicula
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

*snip*

I just wanted to vent my thoughts about this horrible idea, and so people know that I do not agree with the whole "Chess Oscar" thingy. It is worth nothing, except perhaps for the fact that it got my attention. If I get one, I will cry in shame

didn't sound like, it tho' ... ;-)


https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/analyze-this-amp-that?quote_id=29325672&page=12

post #233

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

I need a Chess Oscar. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-troll-ranking-system?quote_id=29337413&page=9

post #174

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Nikprit wrote:

You are being considered as we speak Kaynight on a Chess Oscar.....you have been nominated for witty one liners. There is a maximum of 3 being given out. Marco has one, the other is already taken, (but yet to be presented) & Robert refused his on political grounds.

The academy is considering your nomination 

What? I didn't refuse anything on political grounds! Me want nomination! 

MarcoBR444

Well, all I have to say is:

I AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY CHESS OSCAR!!

( I do not know if I am crazy and need to see a shrink, but I am REALLY happy with my Chess OScar ).

Here is the page of the thread with the prize and my acceptance speech (yes, I felt like winning an Academy's Oscar when I wrote that).

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/analyze-this-amp-that?page=11

My speech for the Oscar:


Well, no time to prepare the speech, then, let's go impromptu:


"Oh, amazing! I never expected such hommage by The Academy!

Thanks to my chess opponents, who gave me the opportunity and inspiration for my great chess creation: The Brain Fry Attack!

Thanks to the Subjects of The Kingdom of Patzers, they are so nice with their King.

Thanks to the Academy, specially Nikprit, for the Oscar.

And please remember:

Let's play chess with feeling; with art - play with HEART!

No boring memorized moves! No boring ECO! Play with fun!

I AM THE KING OF PATZERS - THE FIRST, THE LAST AND THE UNIQUE!

HAILS TO THE KING!!!"

bunicula

is a schrink like a german psychiatrist? 

MarcoBR444
bunicula wrote:

is a schrink like a german psychiatrist? 

LOL, ok, I edited.

Robert_New_Alekhine
bunicula wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

*snip*

I just wanted to vent my thoughts about this horrible idea, and so people know that I do not agree with the whole "Chess Oscar" thingy. It is worth nothing, except perhaps for the fact that it got my attention. If I get one, I will cry in shame

didn't sound like, it tho' ... ;-)


https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/analyze-this-amp-that?quote_id=29325672&page=12

post #233

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

I need a Chess Oscar. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/the-troll-ranking-system?quote_id=29337413&page=9

post #174

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Nikprit wrote:

You are being considered as we speak Kaynight on a Chess Oscar.....you have been nominated for witty one liners. There is a maximum of 3 being given out. Marco has one, the other is already taken, (but yet to be presented) & Robert refused his on political grounds.

The academy is considering your nomination 

What? I didn't refuse anything on political grounds! Me want nomination! 

I was trying to salvage the situation by having them make me an Oscar so it would at least be a bit reputable. 

bunicula

i believe u ;-)

Carla-Magnusson

Leave it out RNA, no room on here for sour grapes.

Ghostliner

Hey Bobby boy I like ya. You're a successful guy, a big guy, you been around and you're good with Ghosty.

But I ain't the Boss and I ain't no wise guy either, capiche? Take it from me - the Boss, Jelly, Ducks, Snowflake and the Wolf dey ain't da sentimental types, hear what I'm sayin'?

It's just business, ya know what I mean? Business is business and the mob don't like wise guys who shoot from the lip.

Hey, give my regards to your wife and family and I'll see ya 'round!

Nikprit
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i-msolahdidah

brilliant idea for the grouches.

ArgoNavis
MarcoBR444 escribió:

Well, all I have to say is:

I AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY CHESS OSCAR!!

( I do not know if I am crazy and need to see a shrink, but I am REALLY happy with my Chess OScar ).

Here is the page of the thread with the prize and my acceptance speech (yes, I felt like winning an Academy's Oscar when I wrote that).

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/analyze-this-amp-that?page=11

My speech for the Oscar:


Well, no time to prepare the speech, then, let's go impromptu:


"Oh, amazing! I never expected such hommage by The Academy!

Thanks to my chess opponents, who gave me the opportunity and inspiration for my great chess creation: The Brain Fry Attack!

Thanks to the Subjects of The Kingdom of Patzers, they are so nice with their King.

Thanks to the Academy, specially Nikprit, for the Oscar.

And please remember:

Let's play chess with feeling; with art - play with HEART!

No boring memorized moves! No boring ECO! Play with fun!

I AM THE KING OF PATZERS - THE FIRST, THE LAST AND THE UNIQUE!

HAILS TO THE KING!!!"

Thanks.

HessianWarrior

Saturday is only three days away Sponge Bob.

bunicula

he's worked his way up from the altos to the ...

pestebalcanica

They are comparing apples and oranges. Two completely different characters, one of them have won many games undeservedly, the other one have lost many game he should have won. They were both good blitz players, winning every once in a while on time obviously, one of them more often than not, but that's about it.