Are You Good Looking Enough To defeat Carlsen?

If being good looking is a serious factor in being successful in chess then Yannick Pelletier would be world champion by now.

Now thats a jaw!

I imagine he'd be a real shark in park chess and what not

"the morning sun when its in his face really shows his rage,

but that dont worry me none, cos i'd beat him on any stage,

i laughed at none of his jokes,

cos i was so busy drinking cokes,

oh Maggie no fish would ever kiss your fay-ee-ace"

You can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the mornin' when I wake up.

I hope that's a swimming pool you're sleeping in. Don't your legs feel cold in the morning ?

My esteemed senator, the picture was take when I was on a voyage to try to drink my way to Europe.

After enough suds, I just make sure the legs work.

BTW, I started on the mission to make it to last years candidate's tournament, so I might prove my theory that, since I am better looking than Magnus, I would prevail otb.