Assassinated, but I lived to tell the tale...

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AfroDzEact

I got invited to the group its pretty cool

drmr4vrmr

doz.. u r funny! never knew aussies could be funny

Dozy

drmr4vrmr: doz.. u r funny! never knew aussies could be funny

well, i'm not funny because i'm an aussie, though we do have our share of comedians:  people like paul hogan (he's crocodile dundee) and shane warne (he's a cricketer who gets a lot of laughs about his text messages). but, for almost 50 years, i've been married to a woman with a sense of humour      so it's either laugh or cry.

i'd rather laugh

Dozy
LisaV wrote:

what does she do?  ;)


You're a woman.  You know what she does.  You all do it. 

I don't know what it is.      I'm only a man.  I do my best but it's not a fair contest. I'll give you an example.

About 12 years ago we were learning to fly hang gliders and Lynne lost her footing as she landed.  The kite kept flying and dragged her along underneath.  Straight through a pile of fresh cow manure.  She hurt her arm in that landing and it didn't get better until I got her clothes clean.  Then it got better.

Women are smarter.

victhestick
Dozy wrote:
LisaV wrote:

what does she do?  ;)


You're a woman.  You know what she does.  You all do it. 

I don't know what it is.      I'm only a man.  I do my best but it's not a fair contest. I'll give you an example.

About 12 years ago we were learning to fly hang gliders and Lynne lost her footing as she landed.  The kite kept flying and dragged her along underneath.  Straight through a pile of fresh cow manure.  She hurt her arm in that landing and it didn't get better until I got her clothes clean.  Then it got better.

Women are smarter.


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     - there goes your big tough assassin reputation

MICK414

now i,m here i still do not know how or where to sign the omerta, help

MICK414

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