automods & autoadmins step aside & make way for autobunny

that's right folks - the bots have been muting & banning people left and right and possibly in other directions in euclidean space for obviously wrong and sometimes unclear reasons,  this has to stop.  this is where your friendly neighborhood bunny comes in.  the bunny will take over the bans & mutes in a transparent manner.  besides the bunny is super woke and sensitive to the needs for social justice!

e.g. conversation

unsuspecting member: hi

autobunny: we both know you meant to say high instead and bully the height challenged bunny.  muted for 24 hours.

unsuspecting member: but wait.  that's not what i meant.  perhaps there is a language barrier here.

autobunny: are you assuming the bunny's 1st language isn't english - that's just presumptious and possibly racist! muted for 72 hours.

unsuspecting member: i'm so sorry and i didn't mean it in that way.  so does it mean 72 hours total mute or 96 hours, combined?  

autobunny: ha! so you had to somehow work in 96 into conversation, didn't you?  we both know that's 69 inverted.  stop with your sexual innuendos.  we don't need members like you in our community.  banned.

unsuspecting member: *zap*

so how about that folks?  nothing gets past the bunny and nothing like the human (or lagomorphic) touch.  not the cold unfeeling steel of the bots here.

of course the bunny understands he cannot do it all by himself so he'll need to create a group called the autobuns and he shall be dubbed optimus bun.

Good.

The first step is banning anyone who habitually posts in complete sentences.

Then those who speak only in emojis or single words ("what" and "oui") will rule the land.

The first rule of dealing with business majors like Erik is do not intimidate them. Speaking in complete sentences clearly leaves him a bit flustered. You have to make them feel like they know what they're doing, and there's no better way than to post like cottonsock or IAMBBW.

excellent suggestions, llamonade!  this is exactly what the community needs! we'll also need lots of electrolyte, loads.

In hindsight a chess website was probably too much. People who play chess aren't necessarily smart, but they do tend to be literate.

Maybe Erik would have been better off starting some kind of beauty youtube channel where all you have to do is look pretty and apply a lot of makeup. As it is he's cultivating a culture of semi-literate children on a chess forum.

Well most us who played classical otb can count to 8 and know our a-h, thanks to having to fill out score sheets.  Beyond that,  well...

At this point, the bunny has to ask. 

What? 

Be5+ is the best move.

Will making this move get the bunny to GM? 

If not then I'll demand a full refund.

I nominate  @Orange_Rhonda as make-up consultant!                                                                                                  

after 1st consultation with rhonda, this is the bunny's new look

lol you nutter  but it would be fairer than having a warning for saying gg which has been happening at cc today 

Be diligent if quoting a scientific journal. If you don't know what that funny looking word means, erase it. The bot thinks it knows (something relative to it's banned list of terms) and will place a 24 hour mute so fast you won't know what happened ! It's a "glitch". Contact support.

hi

hi

*gasp*

Ahahahahahahah

we all know gasp is an acronym for "Group Against Silly Patzers". This site is welcoming to players of all ratings (as clearly outlined in the community guidelines), so naturally, this type of a statement is prohibited. Muted for 24 hours.

*mmmpphhh*

*zap*