Your so ugly, when you were born the dr slapped your mother.
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For those that get accused of cheating, ur opponent is complimenting ur abilities. Only if u weren't, of course.
fr, that's the way I look at it
If you are looking for a literary insult, and you want to avoid blocked word, then pull out the big guns from Eddings' book "The Seeress of Kell":
I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?

ugly coward was what someone said to me when I was 5 and I did not even know what it meant
I was also told I was ugly by one of my opponents on this website Their display picture was an odd meme.

For those that get accused of cheating, ur opponent is complimenting ur abilities. Only if u weren't, of course.
Lucky for me, I'll never be accused of cheating because I suck at chess.
i got called a cheater by a liar who claimed to be champion of a city. he played worse than a 1400 uscf rated player
how r u a 2300 blitz but only a 1400 uscf, I'm a 1600 blitz and a 1550 uscf lol. do u just play fast and mess up sometimes or smtn?

Some kid at the beginning of a game said “prepare to lose” so I followed up with “prepare to draw” and even though I played the French defense, which is normally the opening I play while looking for a draw, I still won, so I sent him a few rematch requests and after a small series of about 6 games He eventually said that I was cheating and that he was better than me and all that junk, after he eventually stopped rematching me, I messaged him “still preparing” and I have never been more proud of myself than there.
(I played this game on an old account)
Some kid at the beginning of a game said “prepare to lose” so I followed up with “prepare to draw” and even though I played the French defense, which is normally the opening I play while looking for a draw, I still won, so I sent him a few rematch requests and after a small series of about 6 games He eventually said that I was cheating and that he was better than me and all that junk, after he eventually stopped rematching me, I messaged him “still preparing” and I have never been more proud of myself than there.
(I played this game on an old account)
lmao sounds like a reddit story
I was up 2 pawns against this guy and not focused whatsoever and after I blundered a knight, he told me to focus more. I did and wouldnt you know it, he blundered a bishop a minute later. I reached a completely winning endgame and told him to focus more.

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho.
I mean, the pfp...

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho
If simply addressing a woman is simping, then I guess I was. What am I supposed to do? Not talk to women?
Some kid at the beginning of a game said “prepare to lose” so I followed up with “prepare to draw” and even though I played the French defense, which is normally the opening I play while looking for a draw, I still won, so I sent him a few rematch requests and after a small series of about 6 games He eventually said that I was cheating and that he was better than me and all that junk, after he eventually stopped rematching me, I messaged him “still preparing” and I have never been more proud of myself than there.
(I played this game on an old account)
lmao sounds like a reddit story
Only if the entire internet stood up and cheered
lmao fr

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho
If simply addressing a woman is simping, then I guess I was. What am I supposed to do? Not talk to women?
Eh,... It seemed like you were simping but I guess I do not know your true intentions or thoughts. so good for you if you werent

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho
If simply addressing a woman is simping, then I guess I was. What am I supposed to do? Not talk to women?
Eh,... It seemed like you were simping but I guess I do not know your true intentions or thoughts. so good for you if you werent
You just wish you knew how to leave a good impression with women. You're envious.

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho
If simply addressing a woman is simping, then I guess I was. What am I supposed to do? Not talk to women?
Eh,... It seemed like you were simping but I guess I do not know your true intentions or thoughts. so good for you if you werent
You just wish you knew how to leave a good impression with women. You're envious.
lol, you assume that.
he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.
Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".
I don't blame you but you can't deny you weren't simping tho
If simply addressing a woman is simping, then I guess I was. What am I supposed to do? Not talk to women?
Eh,... It seemed like you were simping but I guess I do not know your true intentions or thoughts. so good for you if you werent
You just wish you knew how to leave a good impression with women. You're envious.
To be fair, you did go a little over-the-top with the empathy, but you obviously weren't simping, just a little overly-helpful.
Explain "simping". This seems to be a slang word I am not familiar with. Thanks.
It's basically being obsessed with a woman and trying to put yourself on her side/help her at all costs, usually just because of her gender. @Arbunckle 's point was that @IanShawDulin was seemingly doing so just because she was a woman, which I disagree with.
One time in bullet some guy said Sorry. Next line he wrote was dum bass ngg. Some real bipolar thpe