Best insults you've received in a message

I had some one cuss me out for beating them with a trap, here is their insult:

you dumb*** (n-word) you are a piece of f****** s*** i hope you rot in h***, i am going to f*** your mother.

so i reported him. He didn't get muted or banned and reported me back and i got a 3 day mute.

Let me know if i need to censor that even more

I had one master fall into an opening trap... they messaged me "so you only play this opening because of a dumb trap right?" and I said "yes" and neither of us talked after that and just finished the game heh.

Another master I beat on time messaged me "I had a winning position" and I replied "I agree"

Not insults, but just some casual banter I guess.

kindest insults ive ever seen

I openly apologize to anyone I've offended. Especially anyone I've insulted unintentionally. I think we should all learn to think before we speak, myself included. Things can often be misconstrued. Be careful out there.

Lol. Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Well I mean, not literally. But apologizing is hard. Better to think before we speak. Anyway. Moving on.

Lexi, please consider unblocking me. I never meant to imply that there is anything wrong with your politics. We were talking about a controversial film. You misinterpreted me when I said that it is ok for people to watch it and appreciate the cinematography, so long as they do not adhere to the message. I did not mean to say that you liked the film because of that message. I do not think you would follow that ideology, and I would not be making any effort whatsoever to apologize right now if I thought that about you. You are also mistaken in thinking that I am a film snob that judged you in any way when you told me your favorite movies and directors. I made no comment about them. It was all a misunderstanding. You are at liberty to never contact me again, but just know that you made wrong assumptions and took my words to mean something completely unintended. It's all up to you, now. I wish you well.

What movie? what was said? lol

Here's the funniest insult I've ever read - "Your husband is NOT lucky to be married to you!"

Triumph of The Will. She mistakenly believes I thought she was a nazi.

I've had a couple recently.

"you're lucky, your chess is trash no wonder you're rated 200" meanwhile they lost(600) rated blitz. i dont normally play blitz.

also got called "putin lover" by someone wanting to chat politics during a chess game. seems like a weird time to speak on the state of the world. I'm here to play a game!

It had nothing to do with Chess but I had a girlfriend who told me that I lowered her feeling of self esteem and only used her for sex. It hurt my feelings for about a day and got over it by playing in an OTB quad and winning every game.

I was once told "Smooth move man, where'd you learn chess? K-Mart?"
For those who don't know, K-Mart was considered the bottom of the barrel clothing, kitchen supplies - well they had a bit of everything really - but it was all cheap! I think they may have gone out of business by now. But at the time, that remark to me made me almost spew coffee onto my PC Keyboard haha!

You added and contacted me first. Just thought it was appropriate to apologize. Take care, now.

"take care now" ??!! double her age? try triple! lol

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN HOUSEWARES!

And like I said, I have the house all to myself. My mother lives outside the country and isn't even here most of the year. It is also a huge house in the wealthiest part of Mexico. Why would I want to live elsewhere?

Click on the checkmark below. I will be doing the same.

Someone said "Go play chess titans level 1" :.(