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JamesColeman

Some opponent once called me ‘Mr Boring’ or something of that nature after one game - nothing too special about that. However he had a very distinctive username and every time I played him from then on, I went out of my way to be as dull as possible. Exchange French? Yep. Petroff queen exchange variation? Yummy. Accidentally misplay any attack needing to get queens off and bail out? Oh yes. Symmetrical positions with absolutely nothing happening but easy minor piece trades leading to a dead drawn endgame? I’ll have some of that!

I must have played the guy about 40 times (although ironically only around 8 actual draws but I won a lot of drawn positions on time) before he sent me an absolute tirade about how I’d sucked all the joy out of the website and chess generally, and he was done. When I went through my messages about 9 months later and checked up on him, he hadn’t played again.

Jalex13
That was funny. 😂
DrElP

never

NBA-YoungBoy23
IanShawDulin wrote:
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FatalFungus69 wrote:
*cough*simp*cough*

he's not simping, he's just being a good person. Of which there aren't enough of.

Thanks. I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of misogyny in the chess community which is probably the biggest reason why not enough women play chess. We all need to do our part to make chess more inclusive. Let women play without making them feel uncomfortable or like they're outsiders. Women on this site should not have to hide their gender. And women should be able to play in OTB tournaments without being sexually harassed or told not to dress nicely cuz it "distracts the male players".

I know enuff women (Im 15 so they're pretty young) who don't like chess cuz its "too hard" or "for nerds". It has nothing to do with them not feeling comfortable wearing something tight

Slayerofbishopsandqueens
One time someone said my username was “gay” (I told them what gay means and kinda just stopped trash talking) and that I played chess like a retard….. I believe my elo is now higher than them
Slayerofbishopsandqueens
They*
sndeww

"you're cheating"

kizzy_is_back
Slayerofbishopsandqueens wrote:
One time someone said my username was “gay” (I told them what gay means and kinda just stopped trash talking) and that I played chess like a retard….. I believe my elo is now higher than them

Hey my username is gay : )

PromisingPawns

I think gay means happy?

kizzy_is_back

Could be, also a synonym for homosexual

Reaskali

Some people do accuse me of cheating, which I take it as a compliment since it means I'm really good at my elo rating.

Slayerofbishopsandqueens
I told them that gay meant happy and/or love and they just gave up lol
Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Ooo nice :)
JacoRasckle

A kid told me in my messages: "You so dumb you left your door open, chess noob!" So I pulled out an AK47 from my pocket (plus atomic bomb) and shot that kid, than exploded the universe.

JacoRasckle
HiramHolliday wrote:

Someone once called me English swine, when I am really Scottish swine.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I'm a north korean swine

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man
HiramHolliday wrote:

Someone once called me English swine, when I am really Scottish swine.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Same thing

Reaskali

Relax.

Reaskali

I mean, that's how most forums work.

Reaskali

Until one stops arguing. I'm just watching what is going on like a TV series.

medelpad

"Chess is not for you, you play like a bulldozer"