Boring and unimaginative screen names

So sick of playing people named Gogak23738 or Nignog092834x or whatever.  Why can't people give themselves decent screen names?

I imagine that some of these people might be internationals who can't understand the interface while they are signing up, and they have a default name from some other app used with a string of characters (numbers) placed after it. 

But don't let it get to you. Ignore those who persecute you for your name. If it really gets bad, just delete your current account and choose a better name.

Big_Cheeze - I'm about to change mine to OZOKAMOZO47936JWP7056VNWQ284MO94FLS29NCS06457FK0527695RBND31J7FDE6 - But don't worry, I'll have you beaten before you even get time to read it.

In the depths of a forest where fear bars the way
And the screams of the dying are never far away
The scent of an evening rolls into a cave
And awakens a tiger too feral for brave

Mangy and smelly and crusty with age
His whiskers are yellow and stained with rage
His hunger and passion are deep and red eyed
He is the cave tiger the last of his kind


Under his claws on the hearth of his keep
Traces of wild boar human and sheep
Matters of blood on the floor and the walls
Tell of the darkness and heart of it all

The tiger is patient and watches till death
The sweep of the stars and the passing of breath
Glistening like wine on a black velvet tray
The eyes of the tiger melt silent away

Creativity/Topic: tie Cave Tiger/OMG_Its_Big_Cheeze 

Entertainment: AussieRookie

Emotion: tie Cave Tiger/OMG_Its_Big_Cheeze

Rhyme Scheme: Cave Tiger

Flow: Cave Tiger

Literary Devices: Cave Tiger

Imagery: Cave Tiger

Logic: Dmxn2k

Vote: Cave Tiger

Why the winner won: 

I don't think this was even really a contest. A quick look at the categories and you can see Cave Tiger won this overall hands down.

Advice for improvement: Cave Tiger, I really liked the simile you used with the sweep of the stars and the passing of breath glistening like wine on a black velvet tray because of such imagery. Try to use more of that in future verses. You only had 16 lines and I believe you could have really developed a more complete story if you had used the full 36, although I did find there to be enough emotion evoked in the reader with the descriptive details you used about the tiger. I'd like to see more of a climax with the tiger and I think you know what I mean. For what it was though, it was a dope verse. Keep scribing!

I thought my new username flowed pretty well - I don't get points for that ?

Judgement: learningthemoves

OMFG

Most people are here to play Chess.I don't suppose they care much about their handle or what people think of it.

Its just a bit of fun really, but thanks for the vote.

AussieRookie wrote:

I thought my new username flowed pretty well - I don't get points for that ?

+2

ROFL