Can I have 1,000,000 accounts?

And brought me back a pair of shears
My aunt came back from Holland too
And brought me back a wooden shoe
My aunt came back from old Japan
And brought me back a paper fan
My aunt came back from the county fair
And brought me back a rocking chair
My aunt came back from old Belgium
And brought me back some bubblegum
My aunt came back from the city zoo
And brought me back some nuts like you
This is my last warning. If you keep spamming this poem in every thread I will report you.
Hi. I do not own a premium membership on chess.com, so I can only get 5 tactic puzzles a day. Can I have 1,000,000 accounts so that I can do 5,000,000 tactic puzzles a day?
EDIT: In case it was not clear enough, this was a joke post. Please don't ban me.