Chess is too easy

You are new. I was here a month before I lost a game and none of my opponents were below 1400.

Thanks, I appreciate you think it's funny but I am actually serious.  Those GMs, all they have done is play chess and "study" chess.  I don't think they know how to change a light bulb.  You can even use this joke, "how many GMs does it take to change a light bulb?" they don't, they just will call a maintenance guy.  

So obviously, I don't want to rob them of their "career" and discourage them by beating them so effortlessly. 

Agreed. With an 80% winrate, you'd effortlessly become the World Champion!

Want to play a game in 40 mins? Busy RN.

Well said, Maguus Carlson might beat me.  But, that's probably it.

10 mins, 0 increment. Only have 20 mins.

Are you gonna be using the Engine?  Obviously I can't beat the Engine yet but once I have reached my peak: that involves diet/exercise/medidation/weight lifting sessions/secret muscle stretching techniques, I will be able to beat both Maguus and the Engine both at the same time.

I don't hae access to an engine, you can report me if you want.

Or we could play a game, it’s past midnight and I have a headache, sure,y you could best a 1750

Actually I'm a bit too busy to play.

And you'd beat me easily.

The weeb boy/girl is talking to me.  I kid, I love you.

Excuse me?

Bruh. I was kidding the whole time. I was HOPING to see some funny trolling from a troll's old acc.

Also, my gender is literally mentioned in my username.

You got me.

I am referring to him/her @chaotikitat. Because he/she/they/them/it has an anime girl pic.

1 year old and only 5 games against beginners, LOL. And you claim to be able to beat GMs.

...I was talking to you in that post LOL.

Everyone here knows you're a troll or an old account.

lol, the weeb is @chaotikitat, you have a normal cartoon pic.  Big difference.  What are you even smoking, lol?

...just use 'them'.

Seriously? IDK why people do that.

I should be asking YOU that.

Bad trolling, IMHO this is 4/10 trolling.