Chess.com mystery...

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qixel wrote:

Who holds the record for "most times leaving chess.com and coming back"?

There should be a trophy for that.


 cheater_1

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So, reading this thread, and watching "Panic in the Streets", it occurred to me that chessplayers are like detectives; analysing the facts and all. So, shouldn't Chess.com start investigating crimes? It seems only natural that Chess.com is the P.B.I.< < Private Bureau of Investigation> > for the common people of the world...

I think that's the real purpose of Chess.com...

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We are the Pinkertons !

Although, I'd rather be Butch or Sundance...

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Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


Laughing

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!Smile

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Conquistador wrote:
Cystem_Phailure wrote:

Question is, is he missing a kidney or was he on a clandestine mission  removing kidneys from people he abducted?


Eugene Tooms comes to mind.


 I would pay Eugene Tooms almost anything to come snake my toilet!

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trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


 

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!


Are you sure that you wouldn't prefer Butch Cassidy and Kid, and you could be Etta (or one of the several other female gang members).

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Atos wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


 

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!


Are you sure that you wouldn't prefer Butch Cassidy and Kid, and you could be Etta (or one of the several other female gang members).


Etta? I watched "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", was Katherine Ross' name Etta? And what the hell other female members were a part of the "hole-in-the-wall" gang?Laughing

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trysts wrote:

It seems only natural that Chess.com is the P.B.I.< < Private Bureau of Investigation> > for the common people of the world...


Acronyms are important. Maybe "Crime Research and Prevention" (CRAP)?

Of course, someone would need to be the Director of CRAP.

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trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


 

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!


Are you sure that you wouldn't prefer Butch Cassidy and Kid, and you could be Etta (or one of the several other female gang members).


Etta? I watched "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", was Katherine Ross' name Etta? And what the hell other female members were a part of the "hole-in-the-wall" gang?


Yes, she was called Etta (or Ethel) Place although that may not have been the real name. The Hole in the Wall had several female members and /or associates.

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rdecredico wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


 

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!


Are you sure that you wouldn't prefer Butch Cassidy and Kid, and you could be Etta (or one of the several other female gang members).


Etta? I watched "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", was Katherine Ross' name Etta? And what the hell other female members were a part of the "hole-in-the-wall" gang?


Sundance was a bottom and had an effeminate side.


You are projecting, rcrederico !

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MyCowsCanFly wrote:
trysts wrote:

It seems only natural that Chess.com is the P.B.I.< < Private Bureau of Investigation> > for the common people of the world...


 Acronyms are important. Maybe "Crime Research and Prevention" (CRAP)?


Laughing That is a much better acronym, but, I don't think we should prevent crimes, just whoever finds out the culprit of a crime, should type "first", or, "easy"Laughing

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Easy, i already got rcrederico.

I don't think there is a prize on his head though.

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Who are those guys?

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rdecredico wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

We are the Pinkertons !


 

I may even start a "Mystery of the Month(or week)" thread!


Are you sure that you wouldn't prefer Butch Cassidy and Kid, and you could be Etta (or one of the several other female gang members).


Etta? I watched "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", was Katherine Ross' name Etta? And what the hell other female members were a part of the "hole-in-the-wall" gang?


Sundance was a bottom and had an effeminate side.


Though I am scared to ask, what does that mean, rdecredico?

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My friend seems to think that "Lady Diane's" death was a plot, just like people think Michael Jackson's death was a murder. I don't think PBI should investigate the death of complete idiots. Just sayin'...Laughing

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u mean Diana ?

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kco wrote:

u mean Diana ?


Sure.

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Of course, misspelling the name was part of the point.

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Atos wrote:

Of course, misspelling the name was part of the point.


Hilarious!Laughing

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here is a mystery for you, does anyone know the real identity of cheater_1/teacher_1 ?