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DerekDHarvey

Nazi is how germans pronounce NS - fascist is more apt as in crypto-fascist or social-fascist


Ben_Dubuque

Time lords, have no clue what they are doing here, rarely loose on time, are just along for the ride and post for various reasons

samtoyousir
Estrinian wrote:

Nazi is how germans pronounce NS - fascist is more apt as in crypto-fascist or social-fascist


Eh, it doesn't reall have the same ring. Willing to lose some cred for readibility! Tongue Out Thanks though!

Idrinkyourhealth

Ohh, allow me to explain please the main difference netween the resident and the 5-cents: the 5-cents lives in his own world and doesn't read the previous comments he is not as active as resident since he hardly ever responds to comments nor gets involved. For example, a guy posts a diagram puzzle in a thread and after 2 years it has 12 comments including the solution in 4 posts - and THERE goes the 5-cents , solved or not solved and even if the OP of that thread doesn't exist (dissabled account) - he couldn't care less ...and posts his 5-cents leaving a pointless comment about if qf2# is correct or no.

macer75

"His openings are adorable."

Lol... love your word choice there!

RonaldJosephCote

             Macer; Do you reside in the Boston area??

macer75
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

             Macer; Do you reside in the Boston area??

Used to. Why?

RonaldJosephCote

            Yesterday, someone asked where was Boston University. You chimed in real quick with, Commonwealth Ave. 

macer75
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

            Yesterday, someone asked where was Boston University. You chimed in real quick with, Commonwealth Ave. 

O right. I've been there. But that information is also on Wikipedia. Tongue Out

baddogno

Yeah but no one from Boston calls it anything but CommAve.

electricpawn

Thanks to Addicted for an entertaining thread. The rest of you jokers need to be more creative citizens- residents?

Space aliens who want to learn more about smothered mate - too narrow?

I resist all efforts by other people to define who I am. (this is how you let people know your joking) I am the ghost of Abraham Lincoln's  beard!

(One more for the comedy rule of threes) How do you get down from an elephant? You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a goose!

macer75
baddogno wrote:

Yeah but no one from Boston calls it anything but CommAve.

Really? I lived in the greater Boston area, but not in Boston, and I've never heard anybody call it that.

samtoyousir
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:

Ohh, allow me to explain please the main difference netween the resident and the 5-cents: the 5-cents lives in his own world and doesn't read the previous comments he is not as active as resident since he hardly ever responds to comments nor gets involved. For example, a guy posts a diagram puzzle in a thread and after 2 years it has 12 comments including the solution in 4 posts - and THERE goes the 5-cents , solved or not solved and even if the OP of that thread doesn't exist (dissabled account) - he couldn't care less ...and posts his 5-cents leaving a pointless comment about if qf2# is correct or no.

Okay I get it! I'll add it! I'ves seen those guys. Though I'm going to call him Mr. 2-cents because 2-cents is a more common phrase.

samtoyousir
richie_and_oprah wrote:

~ the ghost

enters a thread out of nowhere, lays a smackdown, then sneaks away allowing the victims to lick their wounds, refusing to stay for a lasting engagement, content to speak their mind and leaving it be

I like it!! Too close to Mr. 2-cents though. I added some of the ghost stuff in there. Good stuff! Keep it coming.

Mr. 2-cents offically added to the original post.

samtoyousir
princeofindia678 wrote:

another stereotype is that indian chess players are very handsome

buh-dum-keesh!

samtoyousir
princeofindia678 wrote:

another stereotype is that indian chess players are very handsome

LOL! I just looked at your profile! You're The (not so) New Guy.

baddogno
macer75 wrote:
baddogno wrote:

Yeah but no one from Boston calls it anything but CommAve.

Really? I lived in the greater Boston area, but not in Boston, and I've never heard anybody call it that.

I think you're just having a bit of fun.  Next you'll be telling me you never heard of Mass Ave either. Wink

chesskingdreamer
macer75 

Well, what I was thinking was people who bump really old threads (dead threads) for no apparent reason.

are you reffering to me?

Phelon
chesskingdreamer wrote:
macer75 

Well, what I was thinking was people who bump really old threads (dead threads) for no apparent reason.

are you reffering to me?

 

I think he's talking about chessdex, and they are called necromancers because they attempt to bring dead threads to life once more.

samtoyousir

princeofindia678

Have you even read the thread Mr. 2-cents? Tongue Out We're looking for stereotypes on Chess.com. I can just say the guy who smells bad XD