Anand: You always look prettier when you are a little angry.
CONTEST: Caption this Image of Anand & Carlsen

Real threats are inevitable.
Carlsen: I'm going to crush you in two years.
Anand: Put your pants on first, boy.
Carlsen's opponent - Screams like on famous Monk's painting.
Anand's opponent - It's just sad to be ignored.

Anand: "Just looking at you for 45 minutes... without reason. And then I will win this game!"
Carlsen: "Always the same with you... "

Carlsen: You are feeling very sleepy.
Anand: What the heck are you doing?
Carlsen: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/did-magus-carlsen-apply-hypnosis-in-round-9
Magnus: "SIGH..... another opponet using the hippopotamus opening.....1. H4"