If I was half the man I wish I was, I'd of made a witty retort about the Bermuda triangle and you disappearing, however, I've neither the self esteem or drive :)
Ach, I'm only teasing lad - jealous that you get 300+ days of sunshine. Although your probably sitting in a damp basement flat in Grimsby with pot noodle down yer chin :)
I've noticed that you've recycled/reused this comment a few times in various forums...does this save you doing any thinking (thereby reducing global warming)?
Very laudable but also very embarrassing for you, I think.