I always get my signals mixed up when it comes to women and flirting anyway . Especially during diaper changes. Like, just cuase their standing over you while your naked and their makin silly faces at you does not translate into flirting. Well that's been my experience. But what do I know? I'm just a baby.
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MSC157 wrote:
Can someone post a definition of flirt, so we wont go off topic?
I've seen you do it with what'shername....
Addicted-to-Chess97 wrote:
I'm going to assume you agree with me?!
More or less, yes :)
Whom with?
tonightatsix wrote:
Addicted-to-Chess97 wrote:
I'm going to assume you agree with me?!
More or less, yes :)
Okay I thought so. No way I'm trying that... Also it probably has something to do with yourself in real life...
MSC157 wrote:
Whom with?
Oh goodness I don't remember... The spanish chick?
Well you can't really see what am I talking with her since 99% of our chats are private. Maybe you found that 1%, don't know.
Ahah! I'm right!! So, uh you admit it then. So are you lonely in real life?
Not your business. :)
Fine... Fine fine fine...
Pretty sure that's a conformation though.
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Where's the flirting and why have I been missing it? I've been told some women like bald heads. :)
Unforutnately, Mark, you also need to be unemployed and living with your parents.
Bobbarooski wrote:
Where's the flirting and why have I been missing it? I've been told some women like bald heads. :)
Unforutnately, Mark, you also need to be unemployed and living with your parents.
Doesn't matter how bald the head. Every woman on this earth likes a FORTRAN programmer!
Hmmmmmm mmhhhmmmm.....
Benzodiazepine wrote:
Bobbarooski wrote:
Where's the flirting and why have I been missing it? I've been told some women like bald heads. :)
Unforutnately, Mark, you also need to be unemployed and living with your parents.
Doesn't matter how bald the head. Every woman on this earth likes a FORTRAN programmer!
shuks, I can't even program a VCR. Are those things even still around?
If I was a woman, I'd more than likely be sending you inappropriate pictures of myself, right now!
So I guess while you're shi**ing or peeing... Body parts are appropriate, nothing strange about them, 50% of people have 'em. :)
MSC157 escribió:
So I guess while you're shi**ing or peeing... Body parts are appropriate, nothing strange about them, 50% of people have 'em. :)
Totally agree!
Benzodiazepine wrote:
If I was a woman, I'd more than likely be sending you inappropriate pictures of myself, right now!
What?! You're NOT a woman? Why did you send me all of those inappropriate pictures of you -- looking very feminine?
poo_poo_chess wrote:
MSC157 wrote:
Can someone post a definition of flirt, so we wont go off topic?
Well I don't know the definition,but I think a flirt is someone who approaches someone and says things like: Is your middle name poop? Because your body is the shit!
Or : If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
If those are your best lines, I'm not surprised that you're still alone and lonely in your old age.
That would be an example.... I suppose....