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Do you hate when people answer their own questions? I do.

that's more like it

I couldn't figure out why that baseball kept getting bigger.  Then suddenly it hit me.

do what?

A prisoner was going to get shot. the corporal said "do you have any last requests?" "yes," said the prisoner. " A bullet proof vest!"

"I want to die peacfully like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers!

I want to treat her like a shin and bang her on the coffee table.

I'd tap that so hard, whoever pulled me out would become the king of England.

        If King Arther existed, he wasn't English. He was more probably Celtic, possibly Welsh and tangled with the Germanic invaders (Angles, Saxons and Jutes) who later became the English.

        I suppose the last king of England and only England was Henry VIII. Oh! I've just realised that his son, Edward VI, reigned briefly after him, before dying very young.

"Dieu et mon Droit"

Ridiculous in an age of nihilism.

"Inodoro"

Toilet in spanish

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i know that one too!!! mine come from the same jokebook!!!!!

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stop pls

I want to die, the age of 104, of gunshot wounds inflicted by the jealous husband of the supermodel I'm sleeping with.

Regards,

Lou

A baby seal walks into a club

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