Get loaded and marry her...

I received a couple of mails today with fantastic opportunities. I cannot go for them myself, but can give you the details if you are interested.

The first one is from a notary and he wants to send me 50 million dollars from a rich woman that died. Money does not interest me and i get plenty of similar mails. Anybody interested?

Then there is this stunning girl that prays every day to find a warm home and a loving husband. She just needs some assistance for coming over. Anybody?

Then there is the job of your life. If you want a guaranteed job at MI5 in the uk, for a small fee you can participate in the exam and you are assured of the job.

Am i the only lucky person or can we share some opportunities?

Darn it.  No one ever sends me any mail like that.  Why do others always get the great opportunities?  I feel like life is passing me by...  Maybe if I adjust my spam filters; yeah, that's the ticket, that's what I'll do. 

Those filters seem to cost you. My filters seem to find it all trustworthy

I also have an opportunity to help poor river gold searchers out of poverty and keep some benefit. Although their mail's grammar is extremely faulty, I could understand that they extracted around 20 tons on gold that came naturally as 22 carats lingots in their river and they are looking for resellers in "South America, Canada for instance".

These poor diggers are sitting there scratching their hair and have no idea what to do now...

Are you all crazy, or just funny ?

None of these emails is trustworthy, none.

Are you just crazy or funny?

OK, you are childish. Then listen to my last word on this: Do not give them your real name, address, phone number, etc.

That Moss statue is quite impressive. In the UK I heard a joke : "What does a girl from .... put behind her ears when she wants to attract men? Her feet.."

I know a girl that tried it and she confirms that it works and she is now happily married.

We once tried to sell a car over the net. We got a cheque from an adress abroad with double the amount required, with the request to use part of the money to pay the transport company. The bank will pay out the cheque and reclaim the money a week later because there is no money on the account. In the mean time the car is gone and you paid the transport for it..

I get all these friend requests from guys with a harem. Does that count too? 

It sounds like a great start. I will send you a request also..

Am not sure there is much upside in accepting such proposals, but at least they are not after your money. They just target your brain.

Then you are probably spammed with useless offers, your mailbox always full. Do you care much about environment ?

Most of those people write to us because they want to collect some data of you that they can sell to advertisement companies.

Especially bad people want to make you a bad offer for some service for which you will pay a lot (little compared to the offer), but after you do it, they of course will just disappear...

Like that women with the heritage...

I got once an email of a 'daughter in law of Gaddafi' who wanted to bring her money out of some other African country, where she claimed to live as refugee, and without paying too much tax...

A phone call of some nervous guy with Indian accent who claimed to be an associate of Microsoft knowing that my computer would be in grave danger...

etc. I don't count these criminal attacks anymore.

I heard of some old people who gave their bank or credit card number, and were surprised to find the account empty after few days.---

Amusing are only the stories these criminals invent. One could probably make a book out of it, if it would not fuel the fantasy of other criminals.

You do me too much honor, really 

schlechter, I think most people posting here are aware those are scams...

Uh.. you can't really insert a cucumber into that 14 karat gold statue can you?  Makes it pretty worthless to me.

According to phone calls from guys who speak English as a second language, I won a sweepstakes called Publisher's Clearinghouse $20,000,000 three times in the past year.  I don't really need the money so I used their phone calls as self therapy sessions instead.  I kept one of those guys on the phone for 1 hour and 35 minutes asking him to repeat himself while screaming and jumping up and down even though I really didn't give a damn.

Wow, they owe you 60 million. I won a 21 days cruise once and after taking down all my wishes, they said i could have the 14000 dollar arrangement for 4000 because the offer was limited to 10 000 dollar. I could book immediately by credit card...

You sit still and then they spray the paint over you.

hahahahaha   me too!  I do have to say....since I changed my avatar to Miss Piggy  the emails have stopped.