You held true to the title of the topic — this was indeed a very important message that all active members of chess.com need to follow. For many, the original comment is too long to read so I shall summarize it.
@TXBaseballFan is requesting that the community come up with more innovative and humorous troll forums such as what the first paragraph presents. I wholeheartedly agree with this proposal!
https://www.chess.com/game/live/6030583005
His pawn moved from his ORIGINAL SQUARE to A DIFFERENT SQUARE! HACKING! HACKING! HACKING! I've never seen a bigger monstrosity. I ask chess.com to look into this IMMEDIATELY!
No guys, Seriously. I AM a sensible chess player who studies the rules. and I don't start wars. But before you leave, I want to talk to you about something. The troll forums need to stop. All this arguing wears people out, and for the Dylan who laughs at this, it might be less fun than you think. Besides all these other people believe you! Think about it. Instead of giving the gift of chess, you teach them the wrong way. They might not know the rule for the rest of their life! And of course, finally, it could get too far. You might give the impression that promotion, castling, (I was unable to find an example for castling) and en passant are hacks, but it could get to the point where people are calling moving and capturing hacks! So thank you for listening and please, stop the troll forums.