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How do u find a girlfriend on chess.com?
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Feb 24, 2017
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#23
Did I mention I have a job and money and all that. And I used to b very athletic. I did 6 Ironman triathlons and a slew of marathons bfor I got lazy and took up chess again.
Platzerwasel wrote:
Did I mention I have a job and money and all that. And I used to b very athletic. I did 6 Ironman triathlons and a slew of marathons bfor I got lazy and took up chess again.
1. "Has a job" CEO, or McDonalds?
2. "And Money" $1, or Millionaire?
3. "Did 6 triathlons" What exactly does "did" mean? You volunteered to cleanup after, or you participate? Anyone can signup.
4. "Used to be very athletic" Define "athletic"
Feb 24, 2017
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#27
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
The best way to find a girlfriend on chess.com is to keep your ranking between 800-1300.
All the hot chicks stay between this level range.
Hot chicks are kind of dumb. They don't know how the pieces work.
They call the knight a horsey etc.
If you meet any persons claiming to be a chick above level 1400, Than you should be afraid!
The reason why is because of a few reasons
1) They are really a guy pretending to be a girl.
2) They are really a girl; however, they look like rain man! They look so ugly!
3) They are really a girl; however, they are deformed in some way. Instead of 10 fingers they got like 11.
4) They are really a girl; however, they have a bad smell! They smell so bad you can't stand to be around them ever. They take a shower and come out of the shower and still smell. It makes you puke.
5) They are really a girl; however, they have a mental ill-ness. They suffer from some handicap issue.
6) They are really a girl; however, they are a whale! They are so fat. They look like shamoo
Yeah best thing to do is stay below 1400 ranking.
Otherwise, you are doomed.
The wisest of words here
kaynight wrote:
This should be good...
Should it?
Feb 24, 2017
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#29
every day i pray the RSS will hijack the forums and usher in a new Golden Age of forum posting.
[GIRLFRIEND DELETED]
Feb 25, 2017
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#34
Can you imagine the utter joy and celebration when you finally snatch a relationship with a companion female chess player? Chess games all nite, every night for years and years on end until you get old, very old!!
Feb 25, 2017
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#35
SilentKnighte5 wrote:
First step is to find a cool avatar. No chess chicks want a man that can't even pick a good avatar. This isn't the 1940s. Next step is to make clever and witty comments in threads. There's a strong correlation between trolling ability and sexual prowess.
Kaynight ?
I've met several women on this site, but they dump me when they find out I'm graded less than them...
Feb 26, 2017
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#38
kaynight wrote:
One's lips are sealed.
That's going to make dating awkward.
I think I'm gonna watch this one. It shall go far....
Oh, BTW, if you do find a gal to chat and flirt with on line, it may well be a guy.